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dateline

A take-the-money-and-run online dating agency who cancel your account whenever they feel like it, refuse to answer your e-mails and never refund your money. On-line frauds.

"Dateline have just terminated my account, despite the fact I've paid for another five months of membership yet, and the snotty fuckers won't even answer my e-mails to tell me what is going on".
"Don't worry. Dateline is for Russian immigrants trying to claim citizenship by marrying someone in this country, stuck-up bitches who think only someone with the looks of a film star is good enough for them, and predatory perverts who are only out for what they can get".

by Stormsworder September 13, 2007

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Dateline

To commit an act and attempt to cover your tracks. Also: to hide something and then deny involvement even when confronted with evidence to the contrary.

Mom: The kids never play outside.
Dad: We'll dateline the Xbox. I'll get a hammer and a trash bag.
Mom: They'll never notice.

by Dressbetter September 24, 2016

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Datelined

Getting caught in the act of seducing a minor, typically a 14 year old girl.

Dude, did you hear Peter totally got Datelined the other night?

Really?

Yeah, he's totally going to jail. I guess he had a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a box of condoms and tried banging some 13 year old girl!

by Jake Ellison January 29, 2008

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Dateline

Origin: Slang name for bumhole 'Your Date'

Definition: The line left in your jocks by your date, otherwise known as 'Skidmarks' is your 'Dateline'

"Man, that guys jocks have a bad dateline, I'm glad I'm on this side of it!"

by F.Northy August 18, 2009

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Dateline bait

a girl who is so young that if you tried to date her, you would be on the next episode of Datelines "To Catch a Predator"

i went to my girl friends house to get laid, but i got busted. turns out she was dateline bait.

by cragman July 21, 2010

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Datelined

Missing and most likely murdered for profit or child custody. Possibly buried in the desert.

One of them gonna mess around and get datelined.

by DaddyShark June 6, 2021