Being single. As in the pam of your hand. Masturbating
Oh yeah he's been dating pam for 6 months now
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masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."
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