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A Dave is the type of person who will fight for the rights that he believes he deserves. If anyone tries to get in his way, he will take them down. He's shameless and he's a fighter.
Person #1: Hey, who is that guy pushing through the crowd? He sure knows how to get people out of his way.
Person #2: That must be Dave. Even with all these people watching, he's not embarrassed.
Person #1: Classic Dave.
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Dave is the ruler of all universes, dimensions, and realms. He isn’t A god, he is THE god. He is the epitome of life and the world as we know it. Anyone named Dave is a vessel for such greatness. One shall sacrifice their lives to the holyness and perfectness of the Dave. Dave represents all things beautiful and worthy of life. I tip my hat and salute to the god that megabits all things and all creatures. Thank you, dave. We all owe you our lives. Nothing can define your greatness.
Join the Dave revoloution. Be awakened.
“Daaaaaaaaaaaavvvvveee!!!”
“I love you daaaaaaaaavvvvvveee!!!”
“I cannot even comprehend your greatness daaaaaaavvvveee!!!”
-these are all examples of things you can say about Dave.
Don’t wait any longer.
Awaken.
Be smart.
Be Dave.
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Everybody knows a Dave. Daves are genuinely very happy at all times and can make the best out of a bad situation. rarely ever showing any other emotion than being happy unless someone triggers them to feel a different way such as angered, Daves are not the type of people you want to anger they are proper blokes and can always handle themselves, they are able to handle more than one person at a time. Daves when angered are very hard to control they will rage and destroy whoever stands in there way. Although Daves show no emotion they are loving, caring, effectionate and sensitive. They know how to treat women like princesses and always will at any chance they have, they are very romantic and like to put the females before themselves. Daves are very good with there hands and relax anybody, they're great at giving massages and will always give them even without being asked to. Daves are gentleman and have great respect for women and will always protect them. Daves are aqquired with large penis's or sometimes just above average, they know how to use them too, Daves are great at foreplay and will go down on girls to show them a good time. They do not ask for much just an occasional blow job and a bacon sandwich. They have an amazing smile which could brighten up any ones day a set of dazzling eyes and often large ears Daves are hilarious always cracking jokes that will keep you laughing, they always do dumb dangerous things to keep people entertained.
I love Dave.
Have you met Dave his so nice, he smiled at me and I became so happy.
If you need advice ask Dave he'll know for sure.
If that needs fixing ask Dave he can fix pretty much anything.
I looked at Dave the wrong way and he knocked me and my 5 mates out all at the same time.
Daves a beast be very careful he could knock 50 shades of red out of you.
Daves are so good at making love!
Girl 1: omg have you had sex with Dave!?
Girl 2: yesssss! His the best sex ever and I've slept with over 16 men!
Girl 1&3: I know right his so good with his penis!
Girl 4: on the subject of his wang it's so big!
Girl 1, 2, 3, 5, 6: omg! It is actually so big! But it feels so good! I can't believe his slept with all of us and none of us have anything bad to say!
Girl 7: he left my pussy looking like a cave, but then he ate me out and I went to pleasure island!
Girl 8, 9, 10: he knows how to use his tongue too!
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Dave a strong but awesome person. Dave a loving person for his family he will protect his family he will never cheet on his wife and is an awesome frien.
man you know Dave he's such a good friend
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A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.
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Dave's a dude who'd be chill with almost anything. If you're looking for a rad dude to hang out with, find a dude named Dave.
He's usually very handsome or very cute.
He's usually a dude who'd act like he has barely any emotion at all but he really just needs a hug from a friend.
His hair is usually very fluffy and smooth, but their slightly self-centered and won't let anybody touch his hair unless its himself or his lover.
And all the boys and girls want to be like him or simply like him!
And the best Dave's are Gemini, or Sagittarius.
Boy 1; Man, Dave's so chill, and he gets all the girls! I wish I was him...
Boy 2; Join the club dude.
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Girl 1; Dave is so handsome, and he's soooo nice! I wish I was dating him....
Girl 2; Yeah, he really is! And don't we all wish we were with him?
Girl 3; Totes! And I really wanna touch his hair!
Girl 1; I tried to yesterday, but he just.... Ran away from me!
Girl 3 and 2; Wow....
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The most badass and handsome dude ever born. He can tear a phonebook in half with his eyelids and has an anaconda in his pants.
"When my girlfriend passed out Dave slopped his massive dong on her lips. And she loved it."
"My mom tried to blow Dave but when she pulled his pants down his dick was actually a shotgun and blew her head off. Now my mom is dead"
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