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verb. The act of going out solo or with friends during the day with the sole intention of bringing home dick. Commonly occurs in bars, music festivals, holiday weekends, or any other event that involves day drinking. Generally followed by walk of shame and massive hangover.
So we were out day dicking at the horse races and I brought home a super hot dude and banged the shit out of him. Was that slutty?
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A term used when your day has transformed you into being a whore. This usually involves a day at the office, school or any undesirable place the you're commited to being at. While at one of these undesirable places you are constantly trying to please others with no sense of belonging or gratitude for your accomplishments.
Bob: Hey man! Let's go hang out and watch the ball game this afternoon...
Scott: I can't dude! I'm stuck here at the office sucking the days dick!
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When a male goes unwashed for 3 or more days and then wants a blow job. Accumulation of crust or dick cheese is usually apparent. Especially heinous if you are uncircumcised.
Girl dont blow him.... he got three day dick!!!!
National day were u can ask any one to suck your shlungus and they have to say yes
Me:hey bitch suck my dick
Her:well it is national suck dick day
An expression when someone is being a dick for no reason. It is in reference to October 17th which is National Dick Day, the one day a year you can be a jag-off to whoever you want and no one can hold it against you.
Dick Day is also a Senator from Minnesota (www.dickday.org)
"Why's John being such a dick?"
"Must be his Dick Day."
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you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex
My mouth smells like day old dick Samuel, thanks for taking a shower!
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A descriptive term used to describe a mans genitalia after a hard days work.
Man I need a shower. This day-ol-dick's gotta go!
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