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A dick appointment with a sexy senorita or senor during daylight hours.
Friend: let's meet for lunch tomorrow?
Me: I've got a day kill tomorrow, I can't meet with you. I just met this girl on Tinder and she wants to "see" me.
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Day kill is the act of wasting ones day away by pounding a bottle of nyquil first thing in the morning.
(Someone else) how was your day?
(You) wha- I dunno at all, I day killed the fuck outta today.
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When you have a day kill and you’re ready to pine her!
Man I got the send shits, you have a washroom I can use?
Some chick: nope
Fuck, I gotta spray paint the bowl a bit I gotta meet up with my day kill!
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When you gotta beat some pussy up during the day. C'mon you fucks, how did you not know what a Day Kill is. You should be Following @FullSendAlek on Instagram so you know how to navigate through life.
Day Kill ......@FullSendAlek got a shit load of daykills at western university during FoCo. Just go follow him @ instagram.com/fullsendalek
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