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A female co-worker whose approval or authorization is necessary to complete any task because you work on the same "team."
Hey Ralph, can we send this letter out?
Let me check with Elaine first.
Who's Elaine?
She's my day wife.
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Ellie Day, wife of professional Australian golfer Jason Day. The best reason to watch golf these days. She's hot.
Hey man, did you watch the final round of the Masters?
Hell yea, did you see Jason Day's wife? She's smokin' hot.
On national wife day you should appreciate your wife and respect her for all she does and give her a lot of love.
Husband: I love you so much and you are so amazing for all that you do
Wife: why are you saying all this?
Husband: because everyday is national wife day
Day that falls on November 28 and May 17 of every year
Husband walks up to wife and smack and she's like what's that's for husband says it's whack a wife day
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May 2 prank wife day is the fseeeeee only if you don't lose her
To day is National Prank Wife Day this is the perfect chance to break up with her to get her best friend
If you a married to a bitch this is the perfect day for you, so this a day where you can fuck yo bitch all you fucking want and anywhere at any time. Try not to get the bitch pregnant in the process unless you want a tiny little spawn of satan running around your house.
Today is my favorite day I get to fuck my wife anywhere and at any time I want. God, I love national fuck your wife day.
A day to give appreciation to your wife
Oct 1 national wife’s day is coming up