Deanda

Fictitious name given to a person or object with intention to catch a dimwitted individual with a joke that everyone around will laugh at but the n00b will not understand.

Prankster: "Hey Gunther, have you met Deanda?"
Ignoramous: "Deanda who?"
Pranster: "Deanda my d**k"

Or
Jack: "Hey sweetheart, what's your name?
Alexa: "Hihi, you now my name Jack, don't be silly."
Jack: "Well have you met my close friend Deanda?"
Alexa: "I know so many Deandas; Deanda who?"
Jack: "Deanda my d**k!"

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Deanda

The act of doing too much.

Founded in 2007 by Tony Aguebor

you're being so deanda right now.

this is so deanda

shes a deanda

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deanda

noun:
1. a person who does too much on a continual basis
2. derivation from actress Paula Deanda

antonym:
delanda - someone who does too little

here are a few examples:

1. Let's say your walking down the street with one of your friends and out of nowhere some big guy gets in front of you; looks you in the eyes and starts walking backwards in front of you and doesn't say a word. He's doing too much and clearly he is a deanda.

2. Let's say some girl is hitting on yo man right in front of you and you tell the trick to get off and she won't. You have every right to either:

a) slap the hoe or
b) label the bitch as a deanda

Why? Cause she's doing way too much

3. Have you seen the new facebook? It's doing way too much with its new version and thus has been defined as a deanda.

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Vina Deanda

A scandalous low pro tweaking dick & dope hoe

Damn, that chick just sucked the whole hoods dick for dope?
That sounds like the legendary Vina Deanda if you ask me

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