deflate

To attempt to lose weight

"I've been trying to deflate myself lately, but I just can't stop eating at McDonalds."

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Deflated

My tits

Once lovely round grapefruits with nipples pointing clearly straight ahead

Now like used condoms dangling from my clavicle with the nipples clearly pointing south

Breast feeding is great for the kids but horrendous for your tits

My tits are so deflated when I sit down my nipples land in my tummy button

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Deflating

Used for when a very disappointing moment occurs.

In spots, video games... or anywhere really.

Oh man we lost the hockey game in overtime after being up by three goals in regulation.... that's deflating.

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deflator

(a) Somebody who deflates balls
(b) Somebody trying to lose weight

They call me the deflator because I am trying to lose weight, not because I deflate footballs. I promise!

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Deflation

The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.

Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.

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deflated

Deflated-
1. (adjective) uncool or unexciting
2. (verb) bummed out

Synonyms: suckish, awful, boring, depressing.

Antonyms: pumped, awesome.

Person 1: "I just found out I have to work an extra shift this weekend."
Person 2: "Dude, that's deflated."
Person 1: "Yeah, I was deflated when I found out."

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Deflate

Lose weight

Tom Brady's ball boys were trying to deflate for bathing suit season.

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