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death

an excuse to get out of work

death

by mlkdj October 11, 2009

2375๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


death

the cure for life

by wouldnt you like to know August 21, 2003

16577๐Ÿ‘ 1110๐Ÿ‘Ž


death

1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.

2. Like sleep, only more permanent.

3. Sleep's cousin.

1. Joe got hit by a bus and caught death.

2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead!
Jimmy: Nooooooo!

3. Sleep: Hi, Death!
Death: Yo wusup?
Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like.
Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour.
Sleep: K.

by the pwn3r March 3, 2007

827๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Death

One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA

You could die at IKEA

by Triple J May 2, 2005

357๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


death

noun;
the sweet release from this painful and utterly pointless life

She can't wait for death to release her from this painful and utterly pointless life.

by everything's been used February 21, 2018

190๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


death

The only guaranteed part of life.

Death is just a part of life.

by The_James February 17, 2008

1986๐Ÿ‘ 173๐Ÿ‘Ž


Death

Something you wouldn't want to happen to you, unless your suicidal. Death is when yoy die. The end of your life, your whole body shuts down. What I really hate though, is nobody can tell you what death is like, because they are already dead!

Person #1:There is so much death happening in the world today.

Person #2: I know, its kinda depressing. :

by Krazy Kazooie June 19, 2010

79๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž