death escape

When you very nearly get away from something or someone that would have killed you.

Chica: "My brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was."

Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?"

Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape."

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