National spend the day with your girlfriend/boyfriend day!
(Random guy) "Hey its dec 10th!"
(Other Random guy) "so?"
(Random guy) "its national spend time with your girlfriend/boyfriend day!"
(Other Random guy) "well im single"
(Random guy) "ohh... sorry for wasting your time"
(Other Random guy) "well I was wondering if you want to be my boyfriend?"
(Random guy) "im not gay"
(Other Random guy) "well wanna be gay for a day?"
(Random guy) "sure why not"