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The birthday of a beautiful, smart, talented, kind, and best woman in the world she deserves everything.
its december 31, ive gotta make the day amazing for the goddess of the universe
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the kick your fridge day. it doesn't matter if the fridge cost a fortune... just kick it !
"yay! tomorrow is December 31st! I get to kick my fridge!"
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The day the best person in the world was born
you did you know that our 60th president was born on December 31!
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This is the day that a bunch of horny men will get a sore dick from busting 31 big fat fucking nuts.
It’s December 31, gotta speedrun nutting. 24 hours, no sleep, only nut… every 46 minutes.
Whip out that cock at the dinner table! Time to nut till I can’t nut anymore!
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This is the last day of the year, you have to do everything you wanted to do even if it’s the second time you do it! This is a go for it day so go for anything you wanna do!
Boy: it’s December 31st, I’m gonna kiss her today!
Boys best friend: I hope she kisses you back!
Boy: stop doubting me!
Boys best friend: ok if you two kiss I’ll ask my crush out!
To end of the year it's revive a dead meme day, any dead meme is funny again but for 1 day, post all the dead memes you can.
It's almost December 31 time to post a sprite cranberry meme on reddit
You are elite, Hardly anybody else has this birthday Just know that you are ELITE
Person 1: yo whats your birthday?
Person 2: December 31
Person 1: oh damn your elite
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