december 9

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9

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december 9

a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday

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december 9

national hug your bf/gf day

Sophia: *hugs bf*

Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!

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december 9

Ask your crush out day!

O- what day is it?
C- december 9 why
O- you know what that means!
C- what?
O- its national ask your crush out day! Go get her!

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december 9

be sad lonely and single day

Karen: its December 9
Jennifer: you know what that mean...
karen and jennifer: TIME TO BE LONELY AS FUCKK

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december 9

national ask your crush out day

Guy 1: Dude go ask your crush out is december 9

Guy 2: ok then you have to ask yours out also

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december 9

the day the most amazing best friend ever was born. never change for anybody and don’t listen to what anybody tells you that’s negative.

omg bestie it’s december 9, read the urban dictionary definition

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