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december 9

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9

by clobamacare November 6, 2019

1091πŸ‘ 122πŸ‘Ž


december 9

a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate πŸ˜‹

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday

by joe momma πŸ˜‹ October 16, 2019

308πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


december 9

national hug your bf/gf day

Sophia: *hugs bf*

Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!

by Wasbiii December 6, 2019

45πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


december 9

Ask your crush out day!

O- what day is it?
C- december 9 why
O- you know what that means!
C- what?
O- its national ask your crush out day! Go get her!

by my_love_life_is_bad December 3, 2019

36πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


december 9

be sad lonely and single day

Karen: its December 9
Jennifer: you know what that mean...
karen and jennifer: TIME TO BE LONELY AS FUCKK

by friendly neighborhood otaku December 9, 2019

39πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


december 9

national ask your crush out day

Guy 1: Dude go ask your crush out is december 9

Guy 2: ok then you have to ask yours out also

by nathan_hitsbombs December 3, 2019

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


december 9

the day the most amazing best friend ever was born. never change for anybody and don’t listen to what anybody tells you that’s negative.

omg bestie it’s december 9, read the urban dictionary definition

by voguejinsoul September 8, 2021

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž