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december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason
*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit
because its december 9
a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋
c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday
Sophia: *hugs bf*
Frankie: what was that for?
Sophia: its december 9!
O- what day is it?
C- december 9 why
O- you know what that means!
C- what?
O- its national ask your crush out day! Go get her!
be sad lonely and single day
Karen: its December 9
Jennifer: you know what that mean...
karen and jennifer: TIME TO BE LONELY AS FUCKK
national ask your crush out day
Guy 1: Dude go ask your crush out is december 9
Guy 2: ok then you have to ask yours out also
the day the most amazing best friend ever was born. never change for anybody and don’t listen to what anybody tells you that’s negative.
omg bestie it’s december 9, read the urban dictionary definition