Deefing

Also known as penile flatulence. Deefing is similar to the female equivalent of queefing.

Deef (n)
Deefing (v)
"He deefed on me last night."

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deefed

Synonim for something that went wrong or is messed up. Something that is fucked.

When you get a virus on your computer, you can say that your computer is deefed.

There are various alterations to the word. You can simply say for example, "Computer deefed," when you need to say that you're computer is fucked.

Originated in Allentown, PA.

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deef

A white tiger with the head of a man.

"Where were you yesterday?" "I was at the zoo checking out the deefs!" "AWESOME!"

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Deef

The Deef is a very plump and chubby creature bred in the outer islands of Costa Rica. It is said to be very rare, and once any mammal consumes its eggs, that mammal will be granted three wishes. Bob Ross is said to have faked his own death to settle down in Canada and create the biggest Deef farm known to man. 35 known Deef are currently held in captivity in the lowest level of the White House, level -147. The government is experimenting with cross-breeding the Deef to maximize the egg's power before growing and releasing the population back out to the wild.

Any known information about the Deef status can be posted in "The Deef Forums" on Reddit.

The Deef are escaping captivity and overthrowing the government.

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DEEF

To dry hump, more or less have sex with clothes on. Mormons like to deef so that they can nut without having actual sex. Deef sessions are typically 1-3 hours. Widely known in Utah county, Utah.

“Deef me?”

“How far did you go with John?” “We deefed”
“You wore jeans? That’s like the number one rule of deef! You have to wear leggings or sweats!”

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Deef

Straight up, a dick fart

Holy shit Connor! Did you just deef? Get the fuck out of my car!

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Deef

Deef |dēf|

1. noun. Originally used to succinctly describe an instance of delicious beef. Often this is used when the item has a distractingly high level of tastiness and a full sentence is not manageable.

2. adjective. Good, excellent, or awesome. A 'y' is added to the end to create "Deefy" as necessary.

1. "That vendor on Church St. is selling some straight deef burgers."

2. "Taking shots in the library? That's deef, yo."
"That is a deefy burger, my friend."

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