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A guilty pleasure that should only be enjoyed every once in a while due its adverse effects to one's health.
Usually used in reference to describe a member of the opposite sex who is amazing in bed and crazy everywhere else.
Friend 1: My ex-wife is a deep fried twinkie.
Friend 2: What do you mean?
Friend 1: She is great to have sex with once or twice a year, but to have her every day would kill me unnaturally soon.
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To have your penis sucked and then to cum in someones mouth immediately following anal sex.
Man, last night I Deep Fried Twinkied that chick!
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When i man becomes overly obssessed with viewing porn of the opposite sex(unless you dont go that way), and enjoys ejaculating to much, and results in a bruised foreskin. When this happens, you may tell your friends you have a deep fried twinkie.
Guy 1: Dude, i got a deep fried twinkie from looking at asian porn with your sister last night
Guy 2: Fuck you, you little cock sucker.
Guy 3: Go get a deep fried twinkie yourself!!!!!!!
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The act of busting a fat nut inside your girls wet cunt and then after you fill her up like a Twinkie you splash hot oil all over her sloppy pussy.
Hey Gavin, you should’ve seen the load of jizz bellowing out of that Deep Fried Twinkie I gave your girl last night.
When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.
Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.
Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!
Spank: No fucking way!