deer hunting

cames from russian "Alenism" which refers to women, who use emotional suppression of husband, to manipulate or comand him. MOst often you can checkthisout if you try to stay at appartements of woman more than for 3 days, even if She invite you to stay. for 3 days nice woman turns into deer hunter who try to comand you, because you live at her appartments.

So technically this is a Venus trap for male when woman try to estrangle man, by coocking food, and comand to man kinda "wash a grill", and if he refuse to so so - next step if strong emotional pushing on him.

Other way you can buy already baked food, and do no have a headache with washing, because it's economically not so nice investment of time (you can compare it to your wage).

Thats why its important to be in equal position to woman, and base relations on love from woman side only (or else - all that dating stuff, will looks lite trading, and gifts of new deer)

I don't want to be another deer of that slut, so i jumpout from that "relations" - i don;t like deer hunting

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Deer Hunting

An adjective used to describe anything which appeals to the redneck/hillbilly culture.

Trent: "Eyyo, Cliff...what kinda cigarettes you smokin'?"

Cliff: "Marlboros...why'd you ask Trent?"

Trent: "Marlboros?...pfff...why you smokin' dem deer hunting cigarettes?"

or

Crocket: "Hi...names Crock, check out my new L.L. Bean hiking boots."

Trent: "Fuck those boots nigga! Dose sum ugly ass deer hunting threads!"

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Urban Deer Hunting

An activity that takes place during the Christmas season in which lit up deer are placed in the front yards of houses and people go around the neighborhood and make them hump.Urban Deer Hunting is most often done by teenagers

Bella: Hey are we going T-Ping tonight?
Jessica: Hell No! We're going Urban Deer Hunting! C'mon Bella let's make some reindeer hump!

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Deer Hunting

The best thing in the world which helps you spend time with family

Me: Excited to go up deer hunting

Friend: Hell yeah bitch.

idaho deer hunt

When a man is about to cum but he holds it back then procedes to chase his girl around the room trying to splatter her with the semen.

I went on an Idaho deer hunt last night, I shot the wrong one.