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the verb for making a deez nuts joke
can be used to express
deez nutted - past tense
"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"
A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.
Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!
or
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
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A joke, often in pun form, wherein a question will contain the sound "Deez" (these). The desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "Deez nuts!" Sometimes "in yo face!" is added at the end. The joke isn't funny in its' self, but it is when you can trick the same person multiple times.
"Have you ever seen deez?"
"These what?"
"Deez nuts!"
"Did you get the CDs?"
"What CDs?"
"See deez nuts in yo face!"
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A 2016 presidential candidate, who clearly would have been a better choice then Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.
Deez nuts got 9% of the population to vote for him in 2016.
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Old school game that never gets old
Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
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Used to make someone feel stupid for actually falling into the trap of this joke
"Hey, do you want some tape and CD's?"
"What am I gonna do with that?"
"You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!!!"
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A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.
You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM
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