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1. The cause of salty users wanting to shit on their friends by using their names and writing a negative description like this:
"BOB:
bob is thot ass needs to die and no one likes him bob is gay
By: Steve1"
We all know that the publisher of the article, Steve, is just some guy who has an IRL enemy called Bob, and he's hoping to get his payback in a really weird, pathetic way. Giving Steve ground isn't helping anyone else out.
2. An outlet for egotistical people obsessing over themselves with a positive description, like this:
"BERNARD:
bernard is the nicest most amazing and godly person you will ever meet!!! hes amazingt at everything1!
By: Bernard9"
As if people using this site for nothing but bashing people they don't like wasn't bad enough, giving platforms to people who just want to kiss their own ass all the time is possibly worse, because by voting for those definitions, you're basically telling them they're right, that they really are "above" everyone else.
These are ruining the site. Even if most of them never get approved, having to filter through a bunch of them before finding a legitimate article can be really annoying. And they're not even the kind of thing people will keep saying; no one will, after reading that article, start saying "That guy's such a Bob, ugh." They may have been a little funny at first, but when they start to eat up the entire website, the humor starts to diminish. And this trend has LONG since outlived its appeal.
Alright, let's review some articles. Let's see, what have we got...
Definitions for names, some more definitions for names, a pun, more names, more names, more names, "My dick," with the article describing it as extremely large names, names, names, names, a youtuber no one knows, probably written by himself, names names, oh look at this, a treasure trove of weird kinky fantasies that no one wants to know about, names, names, names, names... Oh there! Finally a real slang word, internet meme or cultural element!
Definition Of NameRefers To The Trend Of Defining A Persons Name.
Most Of The Time This Is Done On Urban Dictionary.
However,The People Defining Said Name Usually Have The Said Name They Are Defining,This Usually Ends Up With A Definition That Makes Said Person Look Like A God Amongst Men.
(Keep In Mind That By Memeinition,Trevor Means A Fuckboy That Is Usually A Sheep.Ok,Now Back ToDefinition Of Name)
Bob:Fuck You,Your A Trevor Anyway.
Trevor:{Typing On Urban Dictionary}Well By Defintion,A Trevor Is A Man With A Big Dick,A Pussy Slayer,And A Cool Guy Who Everyone Loves,And If You Hate Him You Are A Gay White Sis Male.
Bob:Well,Sorry My Lord
Trevor:That's Fine,Now Rub My Feet,And My Dick
Bob:Of Course My Lord
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Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.
OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!
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They are the cousins to people who take a bite out of the whole kit kat bar andnot just break a stick off. Also i know alot of people do this and will get this taken down but just be honest and let me post thanks.
People who make definitions to names on urban dictionary are subscribed to T-series
I tried to add you to Urban Dictionary, but they reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
massive fucking self centered faggots
did u see that loser over there?
yeah he's one of those people who put definitions for their names
ugh
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When you just don't care if you clog the vote section, so you attempt to put stuff only you know about on Urban Dictionary.
"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
"I hate Brian Reese. He's super fat and ugly, and I don't like him at all, ew retard alert XDD"
"Ayy Double Slash is a beast yo he finna flex that YouTube bank on y'all"
"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."