Deleware

A tiny state (second in the US) that is like a tumor on Maryland, while kind of poking New Jersey, being capped by Pennsylvania, and chillen with the Atlantic Ocean. It's capitol is Dover, and it is deemed the "First State" considering it was the first state to ratify the constitution and the first state to enter the union. Since then (around 1776) It's pretty much done nothing else though.

New Jersey: "Hey Pensylvania watcha been up to"

Pennsylvania: "Ya Know Honing the Amish as thier race slowly dies out, while New York's population slowly leaks into me, what about you"

New Jersey: "I'm having Atlantic City visitors waste away thier money and dreams while containing Princeton and The Jersey Devil, how about you Maryland"

Maryland: "I'm full of Crabs and have a Tumor growing on me that hasen't done anything for a couple hundred years"

Deleware:"Meh"

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Deleware

A magical little place where nothing happens and theres so sales tax.

Friend: Deleware?
Me: Oh, just a little place where nothing happens.

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deleware

to be omnipitent,know it all.

i is mad ntelagent,i so smart,i is deleware.

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Deleware Delight

Dressing like George Washington and taking your false teeth and inserting them into the woman's ass while fucking her. Then you put the teeth back into your mouth and jizz in her hair to make it white like a George Washington wig. Then you and her go for a wonderful boat ride across the Deleware River.

We were on a vacation in Deleware when she decided to do a Deleware Delight at night.

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Deleware Frankenstein

When you fuck a girl in the ass and put your fingers in her ear hence making her look like frankenstein.

Tim gave Lisa a Deleware Frankenstein and posted it on muchosucko.

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ford the deleware

Term used to refer to smoking weed when around those who would think poorly of you, or used to peer pressure a friend into leaving his homework to go expand his or her mind.

I've got the piece, shall we ford the deleware squirtner?

deleware duck rub

After a blump or blumpkin, having a girl wipe your ass with her hair.

I ran out of toilet paper while getting a blump, so I gave the bitch a Deleware Duck Rub, all fixed.

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