dell

A term to describe being ripped off.

Dude, you've got a Dell!

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dell

A large computer company with the most lousy tech support known to man.

I called Dell for a new Harddisk when my laptop died on me, after a 45minute phone call to someone from India i was told "OK, your laptop is not suppose to do that" (Would i be phoning if it was?). However rather than being sent a replacement harddisk i was sent new memory, phoned back, got sent a new DVD ROM drive, so phoned back again and an engineer was sent out and replaced every single part except the laptop case and harddisk. Finally after 4 weeks i recieved my harddisk.

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dell

1. A crappy computer.
2. Anything that's broken.

"My computer's a dell, and my TV's delled."

"Call the repairman for both."

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dell

1) Something your computer turns into when it has been exposed to marijuana for too long.
2) A company as reliable as a retarded mailman.
3) A term for marijuana
4) A liar
5) Something that looks good but doesn't actually work
6) Makes Microsoft look smart

Dells don't work like the commercials say they do unless you buy their $3,000.00 model. So go get an E-Machine or a Compaq!

1) Dude my computer turned into a dell last night when I left my weed on it for too long!
2) That company is so dell.
3) Lets go smoke some dell!
4) She got in trouble for delling.
5) Man it looked good but it's actualy shit! It must be dell!
6) Dude I'm so delled that Bill Gates is raping me and I don't care

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dell

dell is where you buy a piece of shit computer for next to nothing, and then spend at least 4 times as much as you did on the computer adding enough things to actually make it usable. after that, you get to spend two days getting rid of all the spyware and worthless programs they bundle with it.

that guy was right... you have to spend 3,000 dollars to get a dell to work like they say...

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dell

A dud computer or something that doesn't work.

Ma computer just broke, I'm so pissed off! - ney wonder mon, it's a dell!

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dell

1slow,can't understand the techies
2ripoff about %50 of the time
3got a printer for free and it literally fell apart in about a week
5they INSTALL TONS OF SHIT YOU DON'T WANT on the comp (including windows)
6aside that they don't give you a fucking windows disk to begin with

"the company isn't neccecarily bad, they do have good deals some of the time (free 19" monitor woo)
though people who worship dell should have their head bashed in w/a motherboard containing more than 1 ide port."

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