Dem Riffs

So many different kinds of guitar riffs, most are pretty meh, but when that power grabs you by the balls, melts your face, and has its way with your girlfriend and then some, that's dem riffs. The kind of orgasmic death thrash that awakens the animal in you, and you get up from the bar, march into that mosh pit, and tear that pit a new asshole.

my homeboys tried to warn me
but dem riffs you got make me so horny