demo-crássy

A country that has elections and so is 'technically' a democracy but you would have to be crass to think of it as a real democracy because you can only vote for one of two candidates who are like "two cheeks of the same arse". They have almost no approval except by a few oligarchs & for the rest of us voting is "like a choice between cholera & gonorrhea".

"I'm afraid I live in a demo-crássy, I think I'd prefer a good old-fashioned dictatorship!"