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The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.
*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*
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the pain you get in your dick after grinding with a girl for an extended period of time without getting anything afterward; your dick gets rubbed raw by the scraping together of jeans
Yo Nick did you get with Rose last weekend?
Nah bro, she just gave me denim dick.
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When you wear your raw denim too hard and the stain rubs off on your penis turning it a blue or black (Depending on the denim).
After Joe wore his raw denim jean's working out, the sweat made him have denim dick!
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1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.
Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.
2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with
Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"
Sam: "Denim dick man"