Denver Omlette

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

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