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Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.
Did you fart?
No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.
When you fart and it feels so good and now your depressed because you want it back.
Son, take your pills for your pre-fart depression