(n.) A event of the penis in which an erection is lost at an unusally rapid speed(often caused by the sight of an unattractive female). Pronounced like "erection" with a "d" in front of it. Opposite of an erection.
I just saw Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini and she gave me a massive DE-RECTION.
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The path that a man's penis takes after seeing something sexually repulsive.
My penis took a complete de-rection after seeing a fat chick wearing booty shorts.
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when a sexy woman is cut off by an ugly one, and your boner shoots in so fast it goes out your ass.
Warning! Warning! De-rection!
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