Derphorrea

Being such a perpetrator of the derp and lifestyle therein: someone has created a sometimes temporary, sometimes chronic and extreme black hole of derpyism in their vicinity.

Contagious, splattering derpy energy that causes immediate derpy filled chain reactions radiating in all directions.

Luther really fell ill with derphorrea when he wore sandal sox on the wrong feet. His roommate soon sneaze-cough-snorted up his morning oj shortly thereafter.