Derptheria

A condition wherein someone is a derp magnet. Through unexplainable and often unfortunate happenstance this person bears the brunt of all derpy instances around them, a derpy black hole.

Ted is stricken with derptheria, though seemingly underpy himself, every time he goes out for ice cream, the scooper drops his scoop right on the floor - especially if it’s the last scoop.

Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.

Derptheria

A condition wherein someone is a derp magnet. Through unexplainable and often unfortunate happenstance this person bears the brunt of all derpy instances around them, a derpy black hole.

Ted is stricken with derptheria, though seemingly underpy himself, every time he goes out for ice cream, the scooper drops his scoop right on the floor - especially if it’s the last scoop.

Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.