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The number of times you can repeat the word "woke" before your inevitable failure to secure the Republican nomination.
1 DeSantis is a previously unnamed number so enormous it was only used by astronomers.
Astronomers have estimated that the number of baryons in the observable universe is of order 10^80, while the number of photons is of order 10^90. The number in the entire universe, beyond that which is observable, may even approach 1 DeSantis.
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The phenomenon and frustration when your anal douche water doesn’t run clear after repeated tries but your partner is already waiting to hook up. 💩💦🚽
I was in the bathroom for over an hour dealing with DeSantis. Eventually I just gave up and had sex anyway. There was definitely a little Santorum involved.
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The alarming mixture of blood and fecal matter that are the after-effects of anal rape. Can also be the blood and sloughed uterine lining of a woman's period combined with fecal matter that occurs after being raped in both orifices with no pause in between.
A euphemism for a nasty, messy rape, typically anal, but also vaginal if the woman is in her menstrual cycle.
May also be used as a slur to describe a person who shoves their head so far up another's ass that when removed, is covered in copious amounts of blood and fecal matter.
"Damn, that poor bitch not only lost her job, they pulled a full DeSantis on her!"
"Donny better watch out, the moment he turns his back his closest supporters might bend him over and pull a DeSantis on him."
Ron's aspirations to become top dog were shattered after he pulled a full DeSantis on the Chairman. No one wanted to see that shit. It's a good thing his head was freakishly small, or he could've killed that guy!
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A gaping anal hole that occurs as a result of anal sex with an oversized dildo.
He had a massive DeSantis at the end of that hardcore anal scene.
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A petty baby-man who threatens a nostalgic theme park, schools and groups of people for existing.
Dude, are you threatening a popular candy company just because you don't like the new character? You're such a DeSantis!
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When you have a nasty case of diarrhoea and the water gets all pooey after you flush it.
"Don't go in there mate, I flushed it twice and the water's still brown" "Sounds like a DeSantis"
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The stain left behind when you try to wash Santorum out of your sheets.
Three washings later and the DeSantis stain from last nights buttsex is still on my sheets.