desk booty

when you have been at your desk so long that your ass hurts.so you have to quit working - and play Afroman.

... it usually occurs about 4:20 am, after you've been there way too long - so long that you can no longer be productive, unless you consider defining words on the Urban dictionary productive - so you may as well give it up, and play the Afroman Classic, "because I got high", just for a chuckle to remind you you've done enough for one day!

I got "desk booty" it is time to "blow this pop stand" ! Oh, but first, let me listen to my favorite silly song, lol and Dance or draw.

The act of selecting which favorite song is generally a draw between Afroman and Shel Silverstein's classic - I got stoned and I missed it. Both of which are good to play late at night for all the people who have been out the whole time you have been working! stick a fork in me tater!

Then, ironically, Slim Shady, please stand up comes on - the ultimate hint! lmao - and I'm out

Booty Desking

When your female coworker flirtily sits by the edge of your desk to ask you for "something"

Damn! the girl from accounting was for sure Booty Desking you when asking for those December reports. She likes you dawg!