Deutsche Bahn is the official german government owned train company, that always come late.
Why where you late?
Blame Deutsche Bahn
Deutsche Bahn AG is a German group based in Berlin. It was created in 1994 from the merger of the Deutsche Bundesbahn and the Deutsche Reichsbahn and the transformation into a stock corporation
If someone asks you why you are late then you say.
I traveled with deutsche bahn.
Literally: "the German state railway company Deutsche Bahn, notorious for canceling or delaying trains inconveniently, has struck again at your expense". Figurative uses of the phrase blame other travel mishaps on Deutsche Bahn, regardless of the mode of transport.
I need a shot of your face and the train everything, just like, "You got Deutsche Bahned!" -- Tom Scott to Sam Denby, Jet Lag: the Game season 13 episode 2
a theater of transit where the script is rewritten with each delay, and the stage is set for the perpetual drama of missed connections and lost hopes.
Oh I'm late again, thanks to the Deutsche Bahn.