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Devicism

A term used to describe discrimination, or prejudice based on the devices people use in everyday life, to browse the web or to game, etc.

1) Fandroid: Oh wow you're using an iPhone? don't you know you're just paying for the brand?
Fapple: An android? nice potato quality snapchat stories you have there.
Windows phone user: Hey guys remember me? stop this devicism please you don't know how good you have it.

2) Hey that's not fair i can't copy and paste on mobile you're being so devicist.

3) PC elitist: Wow!.. people are still gaming on consoles nowadays? PS4 and Xbox ones are just entry level PCs that you can't upgrade and you have to pay for online.
PS4 and Xbox users: *bark* *bark* *more incessant barking*
Xbox 360 user: I am poor.
Switch user: Oh my god they're adding Knack to smash.

by Rusty Crumpet August 28, 2019


Device

An object that is required to complete a the task at hand, e.g. TV remote, mobile phone, condom, spliff

Elenor: I need a device
Alexis: Coming up honey..

by TBV April 16, 2008

40πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


device

A line of shit told to gullible dumb asses.

β€œHe'll spend a lot of time controlling the border. He may not spend very much time trying to get Mexico to pay for it. But it was a great campaign device.” -- Newt Gingrich

by Expat Chronicles November 16, 2016

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


device

the primary male genital organ aka penis aka cock, sometimes it is mechanical-like in nature

Bob has a very small device.
Too big a device is a real thing.

by Meeja July 18, 2017

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


device

1. A very hot woman.
2. A nerdy word for a tool.

1. Look at that hot device!
2. That kid Mack is a device!

by deerga_sid June 18, 2005

32πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


devicing

Spending way too much time with eyes glued to your handheld device.

Yeah, he's missed most of his childhood with all the devicing!

by Gorock December 6, 2014

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


device

An VERY hot woman.

Check out that device!

by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

13πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž