dewey male

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"My dad is a dewey male, because he"

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Dewey Male

A male who is not an athlete or a nerd and is just forgettable. These people are unintelligent and un-athletic and are always the most forgettable and irrelevant in a class. Instead of being quiet they try way to hard to get people to notice them by overusing a joke that is still mildly funny but when they use it its just beating the horse dead and nobody laughs. Dewey males also have VERY sensitive feelings, they will cry over random shit and are huge dicks to everybody when they get upset which results with everybody going out of their way to not work with them in group projects. Dewey males commonly have names like Milo, Sebastian, Luke and Noah. They are like the rich kids without the money.

You: Bro I got Noah for my group, I might have to skip school

Friend: You shouldn't have went to the bathroom a minute before class because everybody left the seat next to the Dewey male open for you

You: He's such a dewey male he got cut from the JV football team and failed his math test on the same day he will never get laid

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