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He is a character from Street Fighter. Hailing from India, Dhalsim is a master of the art of Yoga...in fact, he has trained his body to move and stretch outside of normal human limitations. He is capable of extending his limbs to great lengths and even breathing fire. He enters the Street Fioghter tournasment to prove to the world that the art of Yoga is supreme.
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A bald, elderly, Indian StreetFighter who tries to hide his lack of hair with head-paint. Somewhat resembling a hippy-version of countryman Ghandi, it is said that he developed the ability to stretch his arms, legs and torso after applying the principles of penis enlargement to the rest of his body.
Q: Who's that skinny, hippy, old dude?
A: It's Dhalsim.
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To unstick your balls from your legs by adopting a wide stance and shifting your weight left to right, similar to the victory dance displayed by Dhalsim, the Indian combatant from Street Fighter II.
I tried to be subtle about it, but my scrote was so glued to my thigh that I just did a full-on Dhalsim right in front of her. She laughed and shouted “Yoga Fire!” That’s when I knew she was the one.
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The act of receiving or giving a hand job, when a person is between as an obstacle for the two participants, The giver needs to outstretch her hands, in order to achieve it.
John and Kate were sitting in the same table with George between them. Kate was dhalsiming John for about five minutes!
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