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A strange disease affecting fat actors which causes them to not be able to pronounce "Diabetes" correctly.
"Good morning. I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to talk to you about Diabeetus."
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The unofficial spelling for diabetes that was created due to popular media and meme-makers. Used improperly in text messages due to being plainly humorous to most young people. However, it is not necessarily a nice word to use in public in offense to those who have suffered the diabetes condition(s). It was originated from a meme made after a public message from Wilford Brimley.
Diabeetus is caused by having a glucose "high," when a person cannot either process sugars naturally or had to much over a span of time being obese.
Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.
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A disease that affects predominately fat people, much like their poster boy,Wilford Brimley.
"If you have type 2 Diabeetus, you can get your testing supplies free..."
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Slang for the blood disease diabetes. Often misspelled as diabeetis. Although the base of many jokes, videos, and puns, etc., it is a serious condition. After many well-known Liberty Medical Commercials in which celebrity Wilford Brimley mispronounces diabetes. Now a comedy empire.
My dog died of di-diabeetus!
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A strange yet terrifying disease that makes people lose their vision, energy and the ability to pronounce the word diabetes properly.
You know havin' type 2 onset diabeetus is not the worst thing in the world.
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A reaction to cuteness,similar to a person with a bad case of fangirlisim. Symptoms, are excessive HNNNNGGGing,squeeeing,random squeezing and glomping your screen,and obsessing over said kawaii subject for ever.
Look at this kitten I found!
OMG,I think you gave me diabeetus!
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Diabeetus is not just Diabetes mispronounced. Diabetes if NOT a blood disease but rather an insulin problem. Insulin is used to regulate the sugar levels in your blood. Some don't produce any insulin, some produce to much.
Diabeetus is Diabetes with enlogating of the testicals that get longer with age.
This becomes a big sanitary problem when they are using the toilet and the scrotum touches the dirty water.
I have Diabeetus so bad my nuts touch the water.
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