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1. The art of erotically seducing women thru social networking websites.
2. Originating one night stands through posting ads on social networking websites demoralizing women, but they love it.
Person 1 -"Where's Ryan at tonight?"
Person 2 -"He's out diamond dicking a chick he met off craigslist."
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When your one's penis/erection extremely hard; sometimes to the degree that it hurts.
"I had a bad case of diamond dick, so I had to rub one out before it became a problem."
An extreme donkey punch; when having anal sex a man punches a woman to instigate the clenching of her anus. In this case the punches are particlarly brutal, causing the woman to clench so tightly that the man's penis is actually transformed to diamond.
She said she liked it rough, so I diamond dicked her until she lost a tooth.
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What the guy that thinks he has a golden dick today thought he had yesterday.
Yesterday, the girl said the guy was a smooth operator that thought he had a diamond dick. Today she says he thinks he has a golden dick. Tomorrow, perhaps he will think his dick will be made of oil, then it will really amount to something.
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Where you pass a kidney stone in a girl's mouth while getting a blowjob.
Cody: "Hey guys, I just found out i have kidney stones."
Aaron: "You should give your girlfriend a Arizona Diamond Dick."
Cody: "What's that?"
Aaron: "Its where you pass a kidney stone while your girlfriend gives you head."
Cody: "That's disgusting!!"
Aaron: "I know."
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Underground Chicago TV Personality. Show a mix of Payboy After Dark and Arsenio. Great music.
Dr. Dick Diamond will be the next Byron Allen, no doubt.
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To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.
Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L