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A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.
Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.
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When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.
-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.
-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.
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A small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.
1.) Dang T, Big Mama Rashon is such a dick monster. She's always buyin' you flowers and cards.
2.) Woah, that dick monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while I was fagged.
3.) Damn, did that dick monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?
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A man with an inhumanly large genital member. To qualify for this name you have these: 1.) A penis of 6 or more inches 2.) The thickness of a large cucumber, pickle, zuchini or some other green cylindrical vegetable 3.) A mass of veins (veinage) 4.) A wrinkly nutsack that claps against your thighs as you penetrate vagina
Once heard in the Project Pat song "Dis Bitch, Dat Hoe" feat. Ludacris
Girl 1: Hey Chanel!!! Did you and Kano get freaky last night?
Girl 2: OMFG!!! Yes we did, he's a fuckin animal...My walls stretched like 3 inches
Girl 1:....Dear god and everything that is holy....
Girl 2: Yes Kevin is a Big Dick Monster!!!
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Girl 1: Could fuck him or least hold his monstrosity in hands and stare at its beauty as if its a mythical beast
Girl 2: ....Bitch No!!! That dick got my smell on it, I marks my territory!
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Dope Dick
A man that slings the dick i so satisfying to a female, she gets strung out on him like really good dope
I call him my Dope Dick Monster
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(Scratches balls) "Aw shit, I got anal dick monsters."
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a really really really big penis 10 inch +
i have a huge monster dick
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