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Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel
Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby
Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!
1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.
2. An insult directed at a bagel.
1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro
2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.
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When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.
Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!
Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.
James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!
A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.