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When you're uncircumcised and you have dick cheese but you also have blue balls. So with that combination is dick blue cheese.
Damn my girl wouldn't let me smash cause I was uncircumcised and man I had major dick blue cheese.
The act of giving a blow job with blue pop rocks so as to achieve a fizz pop sensation and turn the aforementioned dick blue.
Yesterday I caught Vivian and Carlos blue dicking under the bleachers.
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When A Handjob Is Gripped Really Tight And Your Dick Circulation Is Low
"Dont Grab My Dick Too Tight,You're Going To Give Me Blue Dick Trick"
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Blue dick is someone who’s a far left liberal that makes no sense and gets mad at everyone about politics.
Guy 1 - Hey did you talk to billy last night?
Guy 2 - Yeah unfortunately he’s a fuckin blue dick.
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And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.
“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”
when you have nothing to say and ur confused and have a serious fuckin serious brain fart which gives you the cheese touch and gives you cancer
Bob: hey bro, whats 28 + 0 but you add one?
Rob: uh....shmuhhh...uhh, dick blue