dick cabbage

An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds

Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.

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Cabbage dick

When a man hasn't cleaned his dick in a while and it smells stank

Did you hear John has a cabbage dick?
Yeah he really needs to clean his dick.