dick cake

a birthday or bathloret cake shaped like a penis

i got cindey a giant dick cake for her birthday bash. its gonna b loads of fun.

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Minty Dick Cake

When you wash your dick with an urinal cake and then you have someone suck you off. The usual response afterwards is "Wait. Why do you taste so minty fresh?" *Head tilt*

Example: "Hey, what are you getting your girl for Valentine's Day?" Answer: "A minty dick cake, of course."

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