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dick cheddar

A cheesy-like residue found anywhere within a meter of human genitalia. Usually of a sharper taste and smell than regular dick cheese. Leading to the endearment "Old Cheddar Head". Some people contend that dick cheddar is the source of the original cheese ball.

Grandpa's shorts were so impacted with dick cheddar, our dog, Pooner wrestled them from him and buried the nasty garment out back, behind the shed.

by Kobiashi Maru May 23, 2008

40πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


cheddar dick

A dirty frenchman (usually a soccer player) who has horrible breath and sucks at almost all things in life. They like to stick their penises into small spaces and jizz everywhere, when the jizz dries it becomes a cheddar-cheese-like substance

Jeff you fucking cheddar dick!!11!1!

by Pubertus June 17, 2008

19πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Cheddar-Dick

An individual who is constantly messing with and disrespecting other people’s property.

Jack came over to my house and lost my chapstick; he is such a cheddar-dick.

by Doctorgaythanson April 17, 2018

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cheddar Dick

A man who is not circumcised. All men that have foreskin, and all foreskin smells like cheese.

When someone is being a total pussy and acting weak and maybe even gay.

"Most British men are cheddar dicks."

by Aaron B. D. December 30, 2008

7πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž