Dick Chills

Masculine variant of Douche Chills.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol gave me douche chills.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

Dick Chill

Masculine variant of Douche Chill.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

Big dick chilling

When you're sitting at home with nothing to do and you have your dick out. aka big dick chilling

Hey bitch whats up?
Nothing much what about you

I'm just big dick chilling

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Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

Guys that could emit BDE but are too unbothered to care
Their girlfriends won't tweet about it because these guys could give you the best sex of your life then drink chai tea and go to yoga class

girl 1 - i met a guy last night we smoked and chilled, I wonder how long

girl 2 - guuurl I bet you he has Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

Chill dick

similar to settle down, relax; usually for when somebody makes a ridiculous accusation

John: "Bro I totally got with christina last night!"
Jack: "Chill dick, I saw her leave with some other dude last night."