Dick Cringe

The action in which a male hold and consoles his testicles and/or penis upon hearing of someones misfortune on their meat on two veg.

Man 1: Hey man I heard Tom tore part of his foreskin last night.

Man 2: Ooooh, *grabs scrotom*, damn I just dick cringed badd

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Cringe-dick

To be inflicted with cringe-dick means to lose your erection due to your sexual partner's use of an intensively cringey word or phrase.

*During intercourse* ’You are immortal’ said Katie, meanwhile Andy got a huge case of cringe-dick - whilst deep inside.