dick decimating

Basically another term for meat riding

Friend 1: ngl this shit hit different

Friend 2: fr tho like he be making the best shit.
Friend 1: some of his albums kinda mid tho.
Friend 2: nah you just don’t know it like I do.
Friend 1: alright nigga chill out a bit u dick decimating a lil bit.
Friend 2: so it’s my fault his music is the best shit I’ve ever heard?
Friend 1: ok atp you need to stop the meat munching.

Decimal Dick Syndrome

When someone's dick is so small... that it can only be measured in decimal form.

Male Doctor: "I'm sorry, Rob. But you have a case of Decimal Dick Syndrome. Highly contagious. Please stay away from me."