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The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.
That guy has been talking to every lady in here. He's dick diving so hard.
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When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.
Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"
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Guy (or a girl) is laying like a plank, the other girl or guy is squatting above him and jumps onto their dick and lands on it
When she’s dick diving you have to hold your dick so it doesn’t get bent.
The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.
"Dude, she is the queen of the dick dive, took her 5 minutes to grab a bro and bail."
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The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"
"Hey do you see that hottie over there?" (points, friend looks in that direction) "DICK DIVE!" (Smashes friend's penis, friend groans in pain).
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A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.
"You're such a dick diving board john."
When a naked man dies during swimming
Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks