When someone takes a piss or busts a nut all over a plate of food in front of you. This resembles syrup drizzling onto pancakes.
Her food looked so much better before she did a Pancake Dick Drizzle all over it.
In meterological terms, the type of precipitation that is before an actual drizzle where it is still misty and annoying but not enough to justify being equiped with an umbrella.
Paul and I were walking in the park during drizzle dick so we didnt stop back in our office for an umbrella.
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1. When you take a piss and dont shake enough and the rest of the pee drips out.
I was pissing in the lav and i got drizzle dick from not shaking enough.
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An unenthusiastic ejaculation, when the ejac comes out like a leaky faucet or a runny nose.
"The twentieth time I wacked my weenole it didn't squirt across the foyer.....I just had that drizzle-dick."
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When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole wonโt leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.
Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckinโ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!
A hard working young man who drives a tooted up Tacoma, he fucks all the bad bitches, and beats up all the snitches. Also rolls a mean backwood.
Whatโs up dick drizzle you fina come over and roll that backwood.
I thought it was raining but it was actually dick drizzle.