Dick fishin

when you put fish flakes on your dick and stick into a fish bowl and let the little gold fish tickle your penis

Lincoln: man my girl said she done giving me blowjobs
Zyan: damn nigga my girl did that 2 weeks ago so I just started dick fishin

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Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

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