The condition of the male genitalia and/or genital area with regards to sexually transmittable diseases.
I'm enjoying good dick health at the moment. My warts are gone and I don't have chlamydia anymore.
When the enemy in any video game gets away with a pinch of health especially after you brought their health down to a sliver.
Fortnite:
OMG I shot him first several times and he did a 180 jumping pump shot and 1 shotted me! 3 health?!??! MAN FUCKIN BABY DICK HEALTH!
Any Moba Game ever:
Raging Gamer: GET HIM! GET HIM!
(Healer gets away with 20 health)
F*&#$*# YOU AND YOUR BABY DICK HEALTH!!!!!