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When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
A phrase used when a futile argument is had between a man and a woman with the man being correct but the woman being to stubborn to admit it.
"Yeah last night we fought about the moon landing and i was just slamming my dick in the door for about and hour"
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The act of a male going to the toilet to urinate(and sometimes pooing) and instead of washing his hands when finished, he instead exits the toilet and uses the same hand that was used to hold his junk(or wipe his ass) to also open doors. This leaves traces of his dick particles on all door handles he has touched for others to come along and touch.
Carlos: Eewww, I just saw Thiago leave the toilet before me without washing his hands and then re-enter the office building.
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands
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The perforation of one's underwear in the area of his dick.
Some women think men hang their penis out of their dick doors to pee, when, in reality, most men just pull their pants down.
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noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia.
After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.
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John: So, I spent the night at Molly's...guess what I got to open?
Peter:...What?
John: Her dick door!
Peter: Nice dude!
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The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.
Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.